As a homegrown cafe, everything is made fresh & in-house, let us know any dietary restrictions or allergies you have so we can best serve you! As much as we encourage taking a few pictures for the 'gram, don't let your food go from hot to not. Kindness is key, we promise to serve you with love & positivi-tea, kindly return the gesture as we don't allow any toxici-tea ;)
We humbly operate with small batch production, to reduce food wastage and strive for sustainability- we apologise if we run out of any items due to an high influx of orders for any particular dish. *all items are prepared in our kitchen that handles gluten, therefore gluten-free items may not be celiac-friendly (however our founder Tania is celiac herself, so we take great care to ensure food safety). *we’re also fully peanut-free as our nutty founder Tania has a peanut allergy (sorry!)
Bottomless High Teas / 199 for two
our signature three-tiered platters on vintage bone china tea platters for two, with bottomless tea or coffee *kindly note our high tea platters may take up to 35 minutes to prepare as we make everything fresh on the spot!
Early Bird Brekkie Platter
A breakfast themed platter Layer1: Pick 3 Sandwiches: Mozzarella & Tomato | Beetroot Hummus | Avocado Hash | Blue Cheese & Figs | Chicken | Roasted Beef | Smoked Salmon Layer 2: Spinach Quiche | Turkey Ham Croissant | Omelette Croissant Layer 3: Vegan Brownie | Mini tarts; coffee, pistachio, lemon cheese cake Includes a side plate of scones with clotted cream and jam
two poached eggs served with turkey ham in a freshly baked croissant, topped with homemade hollandaise sauce and truffle-mushroom cream cheese spread *served from 8am-12pm
Eggs Royale-Tea / 72
two poached eggs serve with smoked salmon, sauteed baby spinach & our special cream cheese & chives spread, in a freshly baked croissant that's topped with homemade hollandaise sauce *served from 8am-12pm
Omelette it Be / 68
classic French omelette with smoked salmon, cream cheese & chives with your choice of bread *served from 8am-12pm
Shake That Shukah / 69
fresh eggs gently poached in a spiced tomato sauce with roasted peppers & sujuk (beef) sausage, topped with almond flakes, seasoning and your choice of bread *served from 8am-12pm
Smoked Salmon & Asparagus / 85
blanched green asparagus topped with Scottish smoked salmon, poached egg & finished with hollandaise sauce & chives (GF) *served from 8am-12pm
Tania's Brekkie / 65
fresh eggs your way on homemade brioche bread with turkey bacon, hash browns & cherry tomato sauteed in herb butter *served from 8am-12pm
Havo You Tried Our Avo? 62
our signature avo toast that’ll make you go “holy guacamole”! Comes with two poached eggs *all-day
Hakuna Frittata / 52
mushroom & cheese omelette with sauteed garden veggies *all-day
Oat Of This World Acai / 50
packed full with antioxidants, our nutritional blend of organic acai & oats topped with a selection of fresh fruits and almond flakes (V) (GF) *all-day
a feel-good salad made of berries, spinach, avocado, feta & caramelized pecans, served with our house dressing
‘Alotta Burrata / 83
fresh heirloom tomatoes & rocca leaves toasted in our homemade basil pesto & balsamic reduction with creamy burrata cheese finished with pine nuts (GF)
Dirty Keto / 85
pick between chicken or smoked salmon, served with avo, turkey bacon, black olives, fried quail eggs, cherry tomato & blue cheese, topped with lemon vinaigrette (GF)
Don't Kale My Vibe / 62
a nourishing mix of red & green apples, white & red quinoa, kale and avo with walnuts (V) (GF)
sliced heirloom tomatoes & creamy burrata cheese, dressed with basil pesto & balsamic reduction, served open-faced
So-fish-ticated Salmon / 76
our famous beet-cured smoked salmon, onion rings, capers & and fresh dill with cream cheese & chives spread, served open-faced
Ay Mami, Pastrami / 55
thinly sliced beef pastrami with mayo mustard, red radish, capers & chopped chives, finished with togarashi, served open-faced
Beet-true To Yourself / 52
beetroot hummus with a kick; includes tahini, chopped walnuts, sweet prunes & garlic (DF) *comes with sweet potato fries, truffle wedges or teahouse salad (V)
Meat Me There / 72
turkey ham & bacon, caramelized onions & cheddar cheese spread with mayo mustard sandwiched in your choice of bread *comes with sweet potato fries, truffle wedges or teahouse salad
I Falafel- in Love Sliders / 50
our twist on the popular falafel, in our pink brioche buns *comes with sweet potato fries, truffle wedges or teahouse salad
Chipotle Champ Sliders / 55
Our homemade chicken patty with spicy chipotle sauce, cheese, spinach & fresh tomato in our pink brioche buns *comes with sweet potato fries, truffle wedges or teahouse salad
Livin' On The Veg / 52
wholesome veggie wrap with tahini, sauteed spinach, mushrooms, zucchini & sun-dried tomatoes *comes with sweet potato fries, truffle wedges or teahouse salad (V)
Pasta La Vista, Baby
Add ons:
Chicken 15 | Smoked Salmon 18 | Turkey Ham 12 | GF pasta +10
Love You From My Head Tomatoes / 55
your choice of pasta served with a homemade tomato sauce, sauteed mixed veggies topped with parmesan cheese & micro herbs (GF)
Truffle-licious / 60
pasta with creamy truffle sauce & mushrooms topped with micro herbs & parmesan cheese (GF)
Save The Pesto For Lasto / 62
your choice of pasta served with fresh basil pesto, cherry tomatoes, olives, sundried tomato & rocket leaves, topped with parmesan cheese & pine nuts (GF)
grilled salmon fillet with tomato salsa & your choice of a side (GF)
Are You Chicken Me Out? / 83
grilled chicken breast topped with blue cheese & mushroom sauce & your choice of a side (note- the picture is featuring our sauteed garden veggies) (GF)
Side Chicks
Sweet Potato Fries / 25
our famous sweet potato fries (V) (GF) *option to add non-vegan garlic mayo
Truffle Wedges / 25
homemade crisp cut truffle wedges served with garlic mayo (GF)
I Loaf You / 35
assortment of homemade fresh bread slices *we make all our bread in house now!
Tea-House Salad / 25
a refreshing asian mix lettuce dressed with our signature white balsamic vinaigrette topped with red/green apple, pomegranate seeds and finished with slice baby radish (V) (GF)
Little Naugh-teas
Tantrum Toastie / 30
Mac & Cheesy, Just Say Pleasey / 30
Desserts = Stressed Spelt Backwards
Unicorn Cheesecake / 39
our signature pastel-hued cheesecake that would give pantone a run for their money!
‘Scone With The Wind / 40
two classic english scones with jam & clotted cream *ask about our flavour of the week
1- Kindly note all lattes and iced teas come with natural honey unless indicated otherwise
2- Let us know if you'd like: strong, medium, or weak tea
3- Request your preference of sweetness: mild, medium or extra sweet
4- How to use our magic tea steepers? Simply, place the steeper on top of your cup, and the weight of the steeper will dispense liquid automatically. Lift it up to stop the pouring.
Her Majes-Tea
The Queen's all-time favorite; a classic English breakfast tea (black tea)
Socie-Tea Snob
Our take on the creamy blend of classic earl grey with aromatic cornflower petals (black tea)
Dat Cookie, Dough
Evocative of a fresh batch of cookies infused with calendula and chamomile petals (black tea)
Peach Apricot
Black tea infused with apricot, sweet papaya, and peaches (black tea)
Moroccan Mint
Moroccans say tea should be bitter as death, sweet as life and as mellow as love (black tea)
Turmeric Ginger
Turmeric meets sultry ginger peach (black)
Don't Chai This At Home
This rich masala blend is spiced with ginger, cardamom and cinnamon (black tea)
Cherry Cheesecake
The flavour of freshly picked cherries with the buttery goodness of caramel cheesecake (black)
Chocola-tea
A chocoholic’s favorite: black tea infused with velvety, smooth white chocolate pieces (black)
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